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Help me! Heeeeellllllllp meeeeeee!

Yesterday, I opened up the gatefold cover of this John Coltrane Ballads album

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… and I found a crime scene!
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The death of an innocent fly, probably a jazz lover.
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You can almost hear the sickening “FWAPP” as the cover is slammed shut.  How can a Trane fan be so insensitive?  Grisly, isn’t it?  Oh, the sins we find buried in other people’s record collections.
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– J.


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